We tried KFC’s sunscreen so you don't have to — here’s the verdict

I am so angry and I smell terrible. 

KFC, best known for their "finger lickin' good" fried chicken, defied the laws of God and man when they created a promotional SPF 30 sunscreen that smells like chicken— extra crispy chicken. 

The fast food chain only released 3,000 bottles of Col. Sanders' special sunscreen, and all of them were quickly snatched up (by fools). However, one bottle of the putrid stuff was sent to Business Insider's New York City office.

Naturally, I had to try it out because life is an adventure, and I'm dumb enough to embark on this particular one. 

Here's how KFC advertised their Extra Crispy Sunscreen.

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There's a thick coat of irony covering a disgusting, greasy, gimmicky core, as I would soon discover. 

I took my bottle and went up to the roof of Business Insider's building.

It was much cooler in New York than it's been pretty much all month. Instead of a disgusting sweat box, the city was almost cool, and a nice breeze blew past me as I stood on the roof. Still, the sun was shining, and I needed to protect myself from its harmful rays. 

I was not looking forward to this!